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Un type passe sa soirée au café.
Il est tellement torché qu'il se casse la gueule et, dans la foulée, décide de rentrer chez lui.
Il essaie de se lever, mais se recasse la gueule, alors il rampe sur le trottoir et, péniblement, se traîne jusque chez lui.
La, il grimpe les escaliers sur le ventre, réussit à ouvrir sa porte et finit par ramper jusqu'à sa chambre, se couche et, miracle, ne réveille pas sa femme. Le lendemain matin, celle-ci le secoue et lui dit:
- Ho, ho !!
T'étais où hier soir ?
- Ben, ici...
J'ai regardé la télé un peu tard, puis je suis venu me coucher.
- Non, mais tu te fous de ma gueule ?
T'étais au troquet, hein ?
Ne mens pas, ils ont appelé ce matin :
t'as oublié ton fauteuil roulant là-bas !
un type


bonne journee a tous et toutes aujourd hui je vais preparer des lentilles saucisses car avec ce froid on a besoin de manger chaud 
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tikoun763, Posté le vendredi 22 janvier 2016 15:03

Bonsoir pas mal la blagounette nous avons eu un belle journée dans l'ensemble mais la flotte arrive un peu pour la nuit je pense bous bonne soirée!


Aladin54260, Posté le vendredi 22 janvier 2016 15:01

bonsoir
le froid est toujours présent chez nous avec-7° ce matin et -2° l'après midi
ce soir la pluie est arrivée sur un sol bien gelé dont un risque de verglas !
je te souhaite une bonne fin de soirée et un excellent week-end
kiss d'amitié de ton ami Alain

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LOULOU1725, Posté le vendredi 22 janvier 2016 14:57

Bonsoir .mes amies et amis.
et oui me voila ce soir.
Quelque soit ta ville,
Je sais que tu me souris
La distance n'existe plus
Le temps est superflus
Un échange avec toi , c'est un cadeau
Et même si cela semble fou
Merci à cet écran qui nous relie
Je te souhaite une belle soirée
Gros bisous loulou
ici il pluie et froid les route son gelé bien fait attention cher nous .


dauphin159112, Posté le vendredi 22 janvier 2016 14:47

✿..♥ Bonsoir✿..♥ mon amie Nadine
.♥ღڪےღڰۣ✿ღڰۣ♥ ღڰۣ✿ღڪےღڰۣ♥
Un océan de bonheur va arriver
Sur une mer de tendresse
Te délivrer quelques mots
Simples et sincères
Avec des bisous un sourire
Ma joie de vivre
Qui est au fond de mon c½ur
Bonne soirée de tendresse
Un nuage de bisous d'amitié de ton ami Roland
♥ ღڰۣ✿ღڪےღڰۣ♥(l) *♥ ღڰۣ✿ღڪےღڰۣ♥ * bon week end


anniedentelle, Posté le vendredi 22 janvier 2016 14:35

bonsoir
en cette fin de journée
je te souhaite une bonne soirée
amitié


calinehot76, Posté le vendredi 22 janvier 2016 14:09

coucou
je ne fais que passer
comme tout le monde finalement
bonne soiree
bonne nuit
bisous a bientot
caline


douceurdeschamps, Posté le vendredi 22 janvier 2016 13:47

me revoilà apres avoir etè faire les courses
passe une belle soiree
un bon week end
gros bisous du c½ur
ton amie mary,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


blogkdo51, Posté le vendredi 22 janvier 2016 13:43

Bonsoir
mon Petit message
Plein de chaleur Pour te souhaiter
Du fond du coeur
Une bonne soirée
et une très bonne nuit
gros bisous ton amie .
__/)_______/)______./¯"""/


biche128, Posté le vendredi 22 janvier 2016 13:26

bonsoir la nuit tombe avec la pluie et moi je tombe devant ta porte comme par magie pour te souhaiter une bonne soirée ainsi qu'une nuit peuplée de jolis reves je te fais de tendres bisous et te dis a demain..... ghislaine


mamouchette, Posté le vendredi 22 janvier 2016 12:55

j'adore ton humour


mamouchette, Posté le vendredi 22 janvier 2016 12:55

superbe bravo
coucou me voici me voila chez toi, toujours sur l'ordi de mon mari, ce weekend, je me met en pause obligée cause réparation de mon ordi, j'en suis désolée
je te souhaite une bonne journée et une agréable nuit bisous, bon weekend et a lundi bisous Anita


mamouchette, Posté le vendredi 22 janvier 2016 12:55

je mange chez toi lol


idefix43, Posté le vendredi 22 janvier 2016 11:40

BONJOUR MES PETITES NADINE ET EOLIENNE ..
C EST VRAI QUE DE CE TEMPS ON MARCHE A LA LUMIERE DEPUIS LE DEBUT DE LA JOURNEE ...DE PLUS CES TEMPERATUTES TOUTES DOUCES....DOIVENT NOUS RAMOLLIR LOL....10 DEGRES D ECART AVEC HIER ...LES TEMPERATURES ELLES AUSSI DEVIENNENT FOLLES.........DE CE TEMPS ON AURAIT C EST VRAI BIENVIE D ALLER CE COUCHER ..MAIS L ORDI EST LA ...ET IL DE BON ALOI DE REPONDRE AUX COMS DE NOS FIDELES AMIES ET AMIS ..
BONNE SOIRE ET DOUCE NUIT MES PETITES NADINE ET EOLIENNE ....GROS DOUX BISOUS TENDRES ET PENSEES AFFECTUEUSES JEAN CLAUDE ♥♥


lilidu51085, Posté le vendredi 22 janvier 2016 11:33

coucou
eh voila que la pluie et de retour
je passe te souhaiter une bonne soirée
une douce nuit bien au chaud
des gros bisous
ton amie.


lapatounette, Posté le vendredi 22 janvier 2016 11:20

TU AS RAISON AUJOURD HUI IL A FAIT SOMBRE TRES TOT
ENFIN BON WEEK END NADINE
BISOUS BISOUS


blue-moonshine, Posté le vendredi 22 janvier 2016 11:16

BONNE SOIREE AVEC LA PLUIE
BISOUS
marie


latcho-dives82, Posté le vendredi 22 janvier 2016 11:13

tro mimi le guitariste


nono812000, Posté le vendredi 22 janvier 2016 11:02

❤❤❤❤ VENDREDI 22 JANVIER 2016 ❤❤❤❤

░┃╲━───━╱┃❤ (l) BONSOIR ❤ (l)
░┃┳▄╮░╭▄┳┃---Je viens a TOI et sur Ton
░┃╰▀┛▄┗▀╯┃---sublime blog te souhaiter
░╰─╮╰┴╯╭─╯---UNE BONNE SOIRÉE
┃╰━━━━─━─╯ ---Malgré ce froid grrrr
❤ Avec plein de Tendresse ❤

❤ (l) GROS KISS NOELLE ❤ (l)


ronronetpattedevelours, Posté le vendredi 22 janvier 2016 11:00

B0nS0ir

C'Est Avec Un C0eur Rempli D'Amitié
Que Je Passe Te S0uhaiter
Une Très Bonne Soirée
Une D0uce Nuit , D0ux Rêves
Je Te Laisse .......................
Je C0ntinue Ma T0urnée
Bis0us de T0n AmiE NaNcY


lechtilensois2010, Posté le vendredi 22 janvier 2016 10:41

• ○ ° ★ Bon vendredi mon amie, tout va bien ....Grosses bises de ton ami néné*


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